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Gender confusion…

I went in for a quick check-up and weigh in…  need to cut down on the protein shakes, as I tipped the scales at 7 lbs 8 0z on Tuesday….

So anyway, the doc, decent enough chap all around, was checking me out, oooohing and aaaahing about how beautiful i am, really does get old quickly doesn’t it… but I digress.

So the doc undoes my diaper and with a bit of a kerchuffle adds the statement no one ever wants to hear or say, “Oh my god, she has a penis.”  Apparently the chart read I was a female.  None of the prior docs either noticed the chart or that I am the first son of a long line of Scots-Irish warriors.

Needless to say, we fixed that by peeing all over everything…

May 31, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment