I went in for a quick check-up and weigh in… need to cut down on the protein shakes, as I tipped the scales at 7 lbs 8 0z on Tuesday….
So anyway, the doc, decent enough chap all around, was checking me out, oooohing and aaaahing about how beautiful i am, really does get old quickly doesn’t it… but I digress.
So the doc undoes my diaper and with a bit of a kerchuffle adds the statement no one ever wants to hear or say, “Oh my god, she has a penis.” Apparently the chart read I was a female. None of the prior docs either noticed the chart or that I am the first son of a long line of Scots-Irish warriors.
Needless to say, we fixed that by peeing all over everything…